Money: Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so...

By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Conflicted as hell - 23/12/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I’m trying to figure out how to spend Christmas with my wife and kids… and my girlfriend. I’m planning to divorce my wife in January, because doing it on Christmas would hurt them all, but I don’t want my girlfriend to know I’m married or else she’ll leave me. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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xluckynumber17x 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:06

give her the best Christmas present ever by unwrapping her present ;)

sevon513 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:53

Are you sure you're not MY boyfriend? Lol

cera1756 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:10

Haven't you heard of the dollar store? Lmao

Briannaliciouss 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:27

You broke ass Cosby Kid ! YDI .

the9thcircle 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:30

say hello to months of no sex and loneliness. you know shes not going to keep it a secret . teat.

suarezriveira 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:05

then u'll end up breaking up with all your GFs before christmas. lol

IWABO2_ 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:19

Its all good if you give her some love for christmas. ;D

Tekesis13 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:25

WOW. You totally sound like a keeper. She should dump your cheap ass.

semartin 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:27

wow a$$ hole...

MsAnnabelle 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:32

I wouldn't worry too much about her, cheap dickheads are a dime a dozen. Happy holidays, loser.

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