What the ****? She's your girlfriend, the person you're suppose to care the most about. You would actually consider breaking her heart right before Christmas, so that you don't have to buy her anything? You're a ******* douche that doesn't deserve her, or anyone else, for that matter. Go suck a dick. You are what you eat, after all.

that's messed up

Man, this is not cool. For some reason, I really hope you made this FML up... I may not understand the whole situation here, but this is just not the way you should be treating a girl. If it has something to do with your financial problems, then why don't you just confess to her that you don't have the money to buy her a present? Maybe you could have just make her something by yourself, a handmade present is always priceless and sweet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. that's why im waitin till after christmas to get a gf lol

if you dont have enough money just give her a massage. or get a job. or do something nice for her that you don't often do. its dumb to dump a girl for a stupid reason like getting a present.

what the ***** yr problem dude?!! if yu think that yu shouldn't date anyone.

why do you have a gf if you don't want to shell out $$$, having a prostitute/gf/wife/women/family = spending $$$$, you might as well get a sugar momma. The only reason I could relate if she doesn't deserve it. if thats the case end the relationship, god gave you a brain use it

you are a cheap-ass douche

This isn't an fml. This is a self-centered dumbass posting his thoughts on a the wrong site. Go back to myspace and tell all your online "friends" about this, jackass. This site is for posting actual problems, not telling people what a dick you are.

how is this an fml to you?