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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

Comments

xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 6:44

You don't deserve to have a girlfriend.

kianaaa32 17

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:50

You cheap bastard.

a_maelstrom 7

Saturday 30 March 2013 15:19

I hope Santa lands on you

TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 20:26

There's something wrong with you. FYL? No.

yourwifelovesme 25

Thursday 2 May 2013 18:12

Being a tight ass won't get you far with girls YDI

rougeunicorn03 17

Monday 16 September 2013 4:13

Prick.

CyberGothic 16

Wednesday 11 December 2013 5:11

Srsly, breaking up with her would be the best present you're remotely capable of giving her.

JoelsLastNight 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 17:03

Really? Are you that much of a selfish fk. Drop dd

cbrooks22490 5

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:07

You're just an asshole

LunarDubstep 24

Sunday 11 May 2014 18:24

She has probably done so many things for your ungrateful ass. The least you could do is make her something. Women do so much for men and get treated horribly but we deserve respect. If you don't have the decency to buy or make her something then you don't deserve her at all

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