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By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - 22/11/2012 21:03 - United States - Schertz

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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Friday 23 November 2012 2:57

Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 23 November 2012 2:58

I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Friday 23 November 2012 3:02

Tia the season, happy shanks-giving

Udderboy 4

Friday 23 November 2012 3:05

This wouldn't be too bad, but who knows where the knives were located

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Friday 23 November 2012 3:07

Goodness Gracious do these people Not know how to Cut a Turkey?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 23 November 2012 3:18

What's With the Random capitalization, #16? :P

FML_Whale 18

Friday 23 November 2012 5:38

She's writing a book. That's the title.

teresee 8

Friday 23 November 2012 3:07

Five forks .... And four people... Huh. Someone had an exciting night.

olpally 32

Friday 23 November 2012 3:08

Love the username op. lmao! Try to take off on christmas eve and Christmas. It could turn into a bloodbath.

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 23 November 2012 3:43

It's DocBastard's twin!

BlowinChronic 18

Friday 23 November 2012 3:08

And this is why I have absolutely no faith in humanity. "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch as I eat this here carving fork!"

btstig 11

Friday 23 November 2012 9:28

How did it automatically become a dumb southern stereotype? Swag, Yolo, real talk son!!

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Friday 23 November 2012 3:08

'Merica

la_puta_madre 4

Friday 23 November 2012 3:14

Excuse me. I have to inform you that the correct term is 'MUrica.

j_cat187 19

Friday 23 November 2012 4:03

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