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By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - 22/11/2012 21:03 - United States - Schertz

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML
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SweetAsHell 9

Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?

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gonad_gobbler 1

I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.

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mubaki 18

I definitely scrolled through the comments looking for him

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DocBastard 38

Sorry, I was over here trying to figure out how carving forks can be so dangerous.

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pheebs314 17

Anything can be dangerous when given to an idiot... Haven't you seen the warnings on coffee cups stating that the contents might be hot?

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My_Nightmare 19

I was looking for a comment from DocBastard too ha ha. I enjoy his comments on things such as this

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unknown_user5566 26

I love that you pulled five carving forks out of FOUR people. Guess that means one patient took an extra dose of stupid pills this morning.

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breathemein 10

How did someone manage to get 2 forks in them?!

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parkwaydrive7 9

"Use this knife to pry out the other knife"

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like the fights for the turkey legs weren't wrong.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

It never said the four patients ate the forks. Just were stuck in them...

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doglover100 28

5 knives out of 4 people? Are they fighting over the wishbone or something?

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AholeCop 11

4 knives in 5 people would also be interesting, like a shish ka bob (so?).

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jgriff79 23

They were trying to carve a better body.

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