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By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - 22/11/2012 21:03 - United States - Schertz

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

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Friday 23 November 2012 2:57

Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 23 November 2012 2:58

I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.

Comments

t765234 10

Friday 23 November 2012 4:32

I want to know which retard tried to pry one fork out with another.

yeti37 16

Friday 23 November 2012 16:54

Ricky Bobby...

jemmers 13

Friday 23 November 2012 4:38

Doc, please write about this on your blog.

DocBastard 38

Friday 23 November 2012 6:01

If it were my patients, I would. Alas, it's not mine.

DinosaurTacoTime 18

Friday 23 November 2012 4:39

Hm. 3 hours, 4 people, and 5 forks? What will be the 6th thing?

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 23 November 2012 4:43

6 turkeys a-laying

DKjazz 20

Friday 23 November 2012 7:53

7 IQ points total.

tsent8 15

Friday 23 November 2012 21:04

8 inbred retards

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 23 November 2012 4:40

At least you didn't encounter any electric carving knives.

SquishFish 15

Friday 23 November 2012 6:14

I love your picture! xP mind saying where it's from? :)

btstig 11

Friday 23 November 2012 9:39

Looks like South Park.

B5B0N35 18

Friday 23 November 2012 4:52

people these days jk i cut my finger while cutting the turkey

JustAGirlOnFML 11

Friday 23 November 2012 5:20

What did you pull the carving forks out of? Hands? Butt? Face? Penis? Etc, Please tell.

MistressCaitlyn 7

Friday 23 November 2012 5:20

This makes me think of my sister, and how she used to say "Stick a fork in me, I'm done." when she'd eaten enough. Think there's any chance one of the incidents was related to a stupid comment like that?