By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
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EpicSquishii 21

She didn't have to ask anything. Gay people have relationships too, you being single has nothing to do with your sexual oriwntation. Just sounds nosey to me, that's not really a necessary question

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missd93 6

You should be like, "No, Grandma. I love cats. Their love is all I will ever need. And they won't get jealous when I bring more cats home." In utter seriousness.

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AllThatHit 7

Maybe she's just anxious to have great grandchildren.

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likan_fml 14

U can still like them and not have a need to date them...if ur in the bushes stalking them

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hondaguy000 6

She's probably tired of hearing you jerking it and wants you to get it in and give her some grand babies.

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perdix 29

#16, do the math! The OP is already her grandbaby, you mean great-grandbabies. Don't mean to go all Genealogy Nazi on you, but y'know...

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pdp_fml 21

Have you tried actually dating some women?

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picante72 24

Read a book about how to become a PUA (pickup artist). Then get a wingman and start gaming.

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Satoaoi 13

I love my grama good ol grama

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doritowhore 9

Grandparents tend to be more judgmental because they're going on what was "the norm" when they were younger, which has changed immensely compared to now. In their day and age it was common to be already settled down at a different age than now.

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KareBear7364 5

lol nice grams...don't worry op the right one will come at the right time:)

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