By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
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EpicSquishii 21

She didn't have to ask anything. Gay people have relationships too, you being single has nothing to do with your sexual oriwntation. Just sounds nosey to me, that's not really a necessary question

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missd93 6

You should be like, "No, Grandma. I love cats. Their love is all I will ever need. And they won't get jealous when I bring more cats home." In utter seriousness.

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yero789 4

Well it isn't actually an FML.I'm 16,I have never had girlfriend and I'm a virgin,and my elder brither and sister won't stop telling me that they want to take me to to have sex with.But I just ignore them,because I will have a girlfriend when the time will come+it's all my personal.So don't listen to anybody :)

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noelasis94 18

Best thing to do is say yes it beats continually explaining yourself

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xtineb15 6

I was asked the same question. only if I really like guys.. ha

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ADTRftw 10

The same thing happened to me. Except, I'm a female. I've never had a boyfriend, so she assumed otherwise......

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nosybear13 7

If it makes you feel any better my whole family asked me the same thing..except opposite of course being that I am a woman

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JustSarah 13

Nah, take it easy and answer "well, actually both"... I would love to see her reaction then.

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JustSarah 13

I meant, say you luke women AND men... (I need coffee... lol)

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sithlordnergal 5

Don't worry, my grandmother decided that I am undoubtedly gay because I haven't had a girlfriend in ages. =/

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