By theycallmekitty - 11/01/2013 00:02 - United States - Decatur

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
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theycallmekitty 13

He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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rkmn8r 6

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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sarah6786 14

It said that her mother was playing with her pet rat, and yelling at it to stop molesting her.

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bmgt 4

Rats! ...Wait till she is asleep and take care of it. There is a permanent solution to your problem.

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SaturnV 25

Even if what you're implying wasn't a completely sociopathic solution, I would imagine that the mother's inevitable grief would pose a greater distraction to OP, and for a longer duration.

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cwjb99 9

Wtf why is she even talking to a rat in the first place dumb people i swear are stupid

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buddy51 23

"Bonding". Aka rat-induced molestation.

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vbmg152 18

I talk to my dogs & my ferret all the time!! They're very good listeners, they don't interrupt and they don't give bad advice! The best part is, they love me unconditionally!

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GTAmax99 12

"dumb people I swear are stupid" No, really?

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Yongchi 11

What in the absolute unholy Hell...?

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unknownfork 12

I think owning a rat in general makes her psychotic.

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theycallmekitty 13

I'm the one who got the rat o: I guess I'm crazy too.

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Razi_tail 25

Thank you 51 for your broad generalization that anybody with a pet rat is crazy. I must be extra crazy since I have two right?

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MiloBear 11

I don't even know what that makes me since I have nine rats lol

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Yongchi 11

Yes, as if everyone else wasn't already thinking that. "Eww" and "wtf". Your comment is so unique.

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BlowinChronic 18

How do you keep your rat safe from your cat noor!? :O

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