By BeachBummer - 21/04/2018 19:00

Today, I’ve been up since 5am getting everything ready for the beach. This is the first nice weekend we’ve had this season. I have a dressed toddler asleep on the couch and grown ass man that refuses to get out of bed. Today it’s 80 degrees. Next weekend is 50 degrees. FML
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Chazzster 28

If the trip to the beach today was actually agreed on by both partners yesterday then it’s a problem with OP’s husband. If this expedition was not agreed to by both partners then OP needs to chill out and remember that it’s still very early in the year and other opportunities will come up when both want to go. I will also say that there are times when a few extra hours of sleep can feel better than anything else in the world. Given that this is Saturday, if OP’s husband had an especially fatiguing week or missed sleep then I would say just let him sleep in today. I strongly believe that both partners should have an equal say in a relationship. But sometimes their needs get out of sync - One might be tired and the other might want to be around people or get outside. That sounds the case in this instance.

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Canadian0622 17

If they don’t want to participate, go enjoy the sunshine and the beach by yourself! ☀️

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T1A2Z3 34

Why are you treating your husband like a child? If he wants to stay in bed leave him alone. Life doesn't revolve around you. You sound incredibly self centered

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voncrane 23

IKR.. Wonder how she'd feel if it was her getting much needed zzzzzs. Anyways, need more info on this as it could be that it's a couple hours drive and they have other activities planned. IMO, waking up at 5am is not the way I would start a leisurely day.

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chosha_fml 26

I think it’s really nice that you got up early, got everything including the toddler ready, and kindly let your husband sleep in. Sorry he then lazed about longer instead of getting out of bed to go.

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Davros 12

Pour water on the kid and stick your finger in your boyfriends ass. Let me me know if that doesn't work, I have more ideas.

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saffy66 34

OP said she was up since 5, but what time was it when she wrote the FML? If it was still early and she had been making noise and disturbing the household, no wonder the child and husband are sleeping.

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Hangryko 29

Go to the beach by yourself. Plan for a family outing more in advance next time.

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wrenavery90 12

Throw the kid in the car and go. Leave your lazy ass husband home.

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