By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 16:00

Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML
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RichardPencil 30

That could come in handy if you wanted to eat a cantaloupe whole. Send pics!

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WTF STFU 3

Grow the hell up and go see a doctor sally, there are exercises for that.

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GhostFox 33

Been there, done hat, got the t-shirt, this is with an exercise routine. Genetic disorders don't tend to give a shit that your doing everything that's supposed control your disorder.

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dadertrix 8

the left hand side of my jaw dislocates all the time, but the right side is well grounded, so it just resets itself, which is great because my jaw will pop out of place if I do something as simple as chewing tough food

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GhostFox 33

This is my post, surprised to see it made it. Not that I'm complaining. The dislocations were due to the genetic disorder I have called Ehlers-Danlos. I've seen around thirty different doctors for the disorder in general, and five for the jaw issue alone. Unfortunately, none of them could think of anything that would serve as preventative measures, and all of them agreed that exercise of my jaw would probably be a bad idea, as it could leave me unable to eat if an exercise damaged something. That said, it's stuck as one of the things I have to deal with since nothing can really be done about it, outside of a jaw sling for support on the worst days.

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