Miscellaneous: Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot...

By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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You deserved it 3 209

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 4 586

By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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You deserved it 2 818

Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 177

By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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You deserved it 175

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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You deserved it 50 092

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 266

Leave me alone

By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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You deserved it 45 444

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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You deserved it 3 677

ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:21

Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.

Wazilla 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:24

Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.

Comments

kawaiisweetbunny 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:12

well at least you still.have your dignity?

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:19

If you get a hot sounding woman take her order, buy her a pizza and deliver it to her **** star style!

Stupend0us 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:45

Big sausage pizza?

maskedman 9

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:25

That's what I was thinking. 16 calls is a normal Tuesday night, for a girl with big breasts.

scissorluvvv22 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:25

have fun with it!

scissorluvvv22 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:28

i know right... you can tell that he is quite popular ;)

sciencekidster1 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:28

Put up his phone number

TheCylonmaster 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:30

The perfect opportunity..........

cherrywaves3 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:31

Really? 16 calls is the most you've gotten...

Bobissmall 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:35

I guess most customers already knew their number from the past or menus

ZPhipps13 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:44

Oh yeah I forgot to say this on the phone can u add extra cheese

gymbabey7 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 23:44

16 isn't that much...

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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