Animals: Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University....

By booearns - 17/04/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:33

Suggest to get rid of your mother

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:36

Are you done with Uni or just visiting? Because it'd be a bit rash (hehe punny) to get rid of the bunny when you'll be leaving again! You could just keep it out of the way when you visit.

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SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:08

Kill the wabbit... er, ah, rabbit.

ddddddddg 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:40

What a bitch!

Crumble_fml 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:06

Kill the wabbit :L but seriously,it's just the rabbit hair you're allergic to,right? I see a clear cut solution - you shave the rabbit as a surprise for your mom:D

MigraineurOfLife 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:01

I say that would be as easy as shaving a cat! :/

jazzmancarron 11

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:25

shoot the bunny, eat it and then come back less often.

tomtato 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:30

Heard about the lucky rabbit's foot? make it happen :)

trollierthanthou 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:42

That, my children, is my some people (OP's bitch mom) should not reproduce. If it were I, ol' Thumper would have been given the heave ho,for my child's sake, but that's just me. OP's probably not too happy about giving her pet up either.

pattipan 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:22

Agreed, No. 91. My child before my pet. Enough said.

xXSecondGuessXx 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:59

What your mom said is mean. Bunnies are so cute! I suggest you do whatever you're comfortable with, though.

A7x4REVer 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:14

Well, who wants rabbit stew???

Cablo_Gubla 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:37

If you live in the same house with your mother and Bunny, your Mom's a bit lacking in the giving a **** about your offspring department. You should consider getting a male friend or two to ejaculate into her conditioner. Hopefully at scheduled intervals.