By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
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meow_jess 11

I would have left after the first punch, nobody deserve to be treated like that and alcohol is not an excuse.

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Pleonasm 35

Sounds like a typical family gathering then. I mean, at least for me. Gotta stop the mario party+Monopoly marathons.

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hryffff 11

Ya op why don't you visit enough!? (Sarcasm) I wouldn't visit them either

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HowieDoIt 21

I never understood "ya." Is that canadian?

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hryffff 11

How is "ya" being lazy??!!

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oj101 33

People don't know what they have until they lose it. Abuse it, and lose it. Simple

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Reaper1984 13

maybe your family should think about shock therapy..... just saying

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Kallian_fml 21

Next time OP visits she should tell her family she's pregnant. They'll be too shocked to hit her. Shock therapy = success.

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stewpididiot 11

You should back into the gas meter really hard, flick your cigarette out the window, and drive off flipping the bird out the window !!!

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gc327072 30

Insanity wolf?! What are you doing here?!

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Coop817 19

I'd say **** that I'm outta here. If my brother punched me and my mom slapped me, I'd leave immediately. You don't need an explanation

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Ameel_fml 19

This. In fact, if a family member of mine punched me, I'd probably call the police. I've always made it very clear to my family that although I love them, if any of them were to raise a hand to me, I'll happily call the authorities. Some people might see that as an overreaction, but assault shouldn't be a normal thing amongst families.

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kurodansei 16

Wait that's not how you play Family Feud?

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perdix 29

You ought to learn some self-defense skills and put up a fight. I hear there's a pimp out there giving slap lessons. Try to learn the bitch-slap, too. For your brother: knee to the nuts. You'll thank me later.

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chanellgymnast 17

I would've left way earlier because... AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!

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Ashley_Radke 13

That's horrible! You need to press charges on your brother.

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Love_sosa 10

or man up and fight back

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Michael_92 20

I think that might be taking it a little far...by a little I mean a lot.

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Ashley_Radke 13

How is that taking it too far? Her brother clearly has no self-control if he's going to punch his SISTER. She has every right to press charges.

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Michael_92 20

Because we do not know more information. There is also the fact that if you press charges then you cannot undo that. You are forever damaging your relationship with your family. You can't just undo that and make good on it. That's why.

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Ameel_fml 19

Why should the OP care about ruining her relationship with her family? Her brother thinks it's ok to punch his own sister. I'd say he's the one who should be a little more considerate of his family and ruining his closest relationships. This is, of course, assuming the punch was worth calling the police over. I'm sure the OP can tell the difference between a jokey punch and one that was intended to harm. But still, I think it's pretty sad that there are people out there who won't press charges on those who abuse them because they're too scared to ruin the relationship or upset family members.

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laden_swallow09 34

54- Two people used physical force against another person: OP. What more information do you need?? Doing something like that - let alone unprovoked - is nothing short of domestic abuse, battery, and/or assault, regardless of who you're related to. You can't choose family, but you can choose how you associate with them, if you choose to do so at all. OP obviously doesn't for just this reason.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

What the heck?? Wow. A man should never hit a woman regardless if he's your brother or not. As far as your mother, it's none of her concern if you drink or not.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#36 Oh and that makes you feel like such a special person huh? Stop being a grammar Nazi and get a life.

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

what if someone tried hitting you????? since you're a man OR a woman lol

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