Health: Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside... - FML

By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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That one weird friend

By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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Top comments

waswashere 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:40

At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:35

Nothing worse than awkward silence.

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reenkaur 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 12:00

i dont see what the fuss is all about! take the compliment & move on woman! did you expect her to describe in great poetic detail the beauty of your ****** then?!!!!!

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:41

dat ******...

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:19

I think that I shall never see Anything prettier than your vagee. Your ****** is like a summers day With smells like flowers in April or May. Only one question today I shall answer. It looks like you've got cervical cancer.

whyusofat 17

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:11

Red, you win a medal of greatness. *applauds in tears*

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:20

57, that was just beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye!

SoulessXX666 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:33

Red, That was amazing! haha

coffee_man900 16

Saturday 31 March 2012 12:07

What were you hoping that she would say, or is it that you don't want her to love your socks? Did I miss something? :)

missamerica95 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 12:29

It's not like she was going to say "I absolutely love your ******!"

go_Banannas0814 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 12:57

There are worse things she could have said: "OMG, you have the worst case of herpes I have every seen!" Please quit whining before karma actually gives you something to whine about.

Bigboned38 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 13:36

It's all I'm the hips, it's all in the hips, get off me, just easion the tension baby

eyecon502 13

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:03

The Happy Gilmore quote just doesn't fit.

LuckyTroll 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 13:54

Lol should just take the compliment, she could've said something else

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:03

seriously, there are much, much worse things she could have said. After all, she could have told you she found a wart...

portpolsoccer 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:08

Maybe she didn't want you to feel awkward having her stare at your vag so she started to get your mind off

saintsrocksocks 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:18

Why does it matter?

HITide76808 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:26

She paid you a compliment while fingering you!! Awesome.

HITide76808 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 14:33

LMFAO!!

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