Health: Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside... - FML

By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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That one weird friend

By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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waswashere 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:40

At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:35

Nothing worse than awkward silence.

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AgaveLoco 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:05

She said that to start a conversation and some kind a relaxed atmosphere or something

Crazberry 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 2:37

Did anyone else think of Dr. Kylie from MadTV? This is something she'd totally do :P

Malicteal 21

Sunday 1 April 2012 3:08

Those must of been some pretty nice socks.

HaykamNation 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:23

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO! was by far the most awkward conversation of my life.

bossmanboss15 13

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:05

So how bout them yankees?

mrmaks18 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 9:08

Listen if you ever want to get rid of them socks be sure to let me know

cloudfallen 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 10:27

Awkward..

RogueWarrior869 23

Sunday 1 April 2012 12:42

Like many others have said, it's just something they do to take your mind off of things to make it a little easier, even if sometimes it is awkward. All Doctors and Nurses do this. At least the ones I've been to do this.

cooldaddio 14

Sunday 1 April 2012 12:53

I guess that kind of thing is casual for her.

sceptic 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 13:48

So ******' what? Big deal, such an FML, how will you live this down???!!!!

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