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You deserved it, how dare you wear nice socks
Do you think OP's user name (GetHardOrGoHome) is related to the FML? If so, little awkward.
In the words of my mother, "Quity'ur bitchin'."
Love ur name lmao
Better than mine...I once heard her say, "You have the prettiest little cervix!! It's happy and healthy!"
Not as awkward as an older doctor grabbing my nuts and asking me how college is going.
Happened to me during jury duty. Many laughed, including the judge and the bailiff. Very embarrassing. Glad I'm not the only one.
What? Someone stuck their fingers inside you and complimented your socks during jury duty? That's highly unusual...
Now that's a strange day in jury duty
What sort of sitcom-esque thing was going on in that court-room? O_o
Sorry it was so awkward but you have to understand, she does the job all the time and probably when she realizes that there is awkward silence in the room she does her best to diffuse the tension by redirecting to some other tangential item. Maybe she doesn't even really like your socks that much but she's trying to make you feel better, because she sees a painful look of agony on your face and feels guilty. Of course to her, she does vaginal work, day in, day out, so it's nothing for her. And it's really not even a big deal for most people either, because they know that's what it's all about when you go to the gyno. They're trained medical professionals and that's what has to be done.
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At least she didn't say "is it just me, or does it smell like fish in here?"
Nothing worse than awkward silence.