By davav74 - 15/06/2012 23:31 - United Kingdom - Ely

Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML
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KittyJay 3

Sounds legit to me O_o

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me234 7

Time for a new doctor.

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Comments

calaholic35 0

Maybe he was just ******* with you...

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perdix 29

How can you blame the guy? The drug reps give him tons of free samples and he has to test them before he prescribes them. Just hope that your appointment doesn't fall on the day he tests Viagra ;)

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AbbyAbyss 5

Oh don't worry Perdix, I already went through that day. I kind of enjoyed it.

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KingCeltic77 18

My grandma had a doc like that. Had to get all her teeth pulled cause that's all he knew how to do. I wonder why some people are doctors.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I think I've found the problem. Your grandmother went to an dentist / oral surgeon. She might want to consider a general practitioner. ;)

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36591951 9

Or maybe she went to the dentist because she had a dental problem?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Maybe it's the migranes making you hallucinate? That, or your doctor is a psycho. One of the two. Either way, FYL.

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chabooty27 7

Wow... Time for a new doctor who hopefully isn't high on LSD.

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the_anti_hipster 7

Nah, if the dr was in LSD he'd be smelling colors and tasting sounds, talking to garden gnomes and trying to touch the sun. His doctor's just a pedobear.

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LoganBurrito 6

I miss DocBastard... He would know just what to say for this one.

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hooligyn123 18

What happened to the good ol' DocB anyway?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

He never comments on medical FMLs. I don't blame him. Doctors and IT professionals are two careers that are prone to being pestered for free advice.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I thought I read somewhere that he left because of the stupid commenters.

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PlaidPanda 9

What was his last comment? We need to find a way to electronically frame that, put it up in the hall of fame.. Something!

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ManInTheMachine 19

54-He got into an argument with somebody on his last FML...not sure if you want to 'frame' that. Ha, I love how people are saying 'i think I read somewhere it was because of stupid commenters'. It's been on my profile for the past 5 days, and he said it on his last FML. BTW, his last comments were in the FML about the Beauty school, replied under 19's comment. You're welcome. :)

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DocBastard 38

I guess in that case I should say something completely ludicrous and insane. You know, for posterity. Let's see...oh, got it. Ahem. The gallstones have clearly eroded out of your gall bladder into your blood stream, have made their way through your circulatory system, and have now lodged in your brain and are cutting off its blood supply. You need IMMEDIATE brain surgery to remove your brain stones or else you will die. No seriously, this happens. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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ManInTheMachine 19

DocBastard! :'D One last recommendation out of the Good Doc. But I suppose your conclusion still stands in terms of commenting. In which case, it was a pleasure commenting with you. Oh, and do you want me to pull down my...'memorial' on my profile? Just curious.

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DocBastard 38

I'm not really 'gone' per se. I still troll the comments, and I'll still drop a comment here and there. But I just can't dedicate the time that I did before.

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LoganBurrito 6

Whether you're on as much as you used to be or not, it's always a pleasure to have you here on FML, Doc.

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PlaidPanda 9

Thank you maninthemachine, I was curious what the specific straw was that broke the um... Docs back. It is certainly good to see you doc, whether you comment as regularly or not, glad you're not completely gone.

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strawberrywine22 30

Wow. Can we say "malpractice suit"?

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perdix 29

I can't. I keep saying "mar plactice" -- I'm studying Chinese and the accent is leaking into my Engrish.

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flockz 19

wow i actually ror'ed at that.

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Llamacod 11

flockz, you mean "acuarry"

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Malpractice suit. Do I get a cookie? :D

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Um, this was meant to be a reply to 14's comment. Sorry, guys! :3

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