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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
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robc32ca 4

sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.

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locachick101 0

well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?

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stevenmx86 7

Are you harboring a sub conscious hatred for your teacher and projecting the feelings onto her/his kids?

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meganluvsurface 0

if u volunteered to help watch little kids, why were u playing with them? don't worry, I'm sure therapy can solve anything(to help the kids) just kidding ;D

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NightMarePuppy 0

FAIL! you shouldn't be allowed to even get near a child

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l2spellbud 0

I laughed after this. XD This is an EPIC FAIL. You elbowed a kid in the face! Aren't you like..4 times their size? And the swing..umm obesity doesn't hit til they turn 10. Calm it Arnold, no one is calling immigration! You need to be gentle, and not hurt the little children. L2PLAY.

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yourlifesfucked 0

Ha L2play used to mean literal playing. winz

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ciitrus 0

obesity does kick in before the age of 10. I work in a daycare. there 4 year olds that weigh like 100 pounds.

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sourgirl101 28

Ig, ego, super-ego and blah blah blah is all I remember from my psycholgy courses. (:

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butthole_cheeze 0

its Id. not ig. freud would have slapped the shh out of u.

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butthole_cheeze 0

its Id, not Ig. Freud would have slapped the shh out of you.

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sourgirl101 28

Coming from a guy talking about fingering young kids. Slap yourself while you're at it.

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butthole_cheeze 0

1) that was a joke. 2) it was Id. 3) Freud is dead. 4) what i said does not deduce from the fact that you were wrong. 5) you should slap yourself for having such a butch looking girlfriend/wife. oh, thats you.

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DocBastard 38

Cheeze, not cool, dude. Not right either, but definitely not cool. Incidentally, the image of Freud bitch-slapping someone is pretty damned funny, as long as it isn't sourgirl. And incidentally Part II, "sourgirl" has now been learned by my iPhone's internal dictionary. Interesting.

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butthole_cheeze 0

okay youre right. its not cool to have Freud slap sourgirl. but thats only because shes ugly and that would infect his hand.

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butthole_cheeze 0

you should ask the children to get naked and finger their hole with no lube. word?

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Crimsonhead 0

#28, you need a punch in the neck. OP, you should not be around children. They're clumsy enough on their own and don't need you, with your Bambi limbs, flailing at them.

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