Transportation: Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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anonbastard 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:11

Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.

NixKuH 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:10

nice going

Comments

amrik 11

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:09

bitch

crowbar87 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:09

yea **** YOUR life because YOU chose to be an impatient fat ass who couldn't wait for food.. fat piece of shit

sargent94 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:11

you couldn't wait for ten minutes he could have gone inside but you had no right to make that grown man cry home without his food you are selfish pig

seanders 10

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:13

I agree with 49

sargent94 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:13

that was just plain rude

justin_brdfrd 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:15

op ur a bitch!!!

shadowsbane 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:15

**** HIS life. Hope you learned a lesson though, calm the **** down and be patient. How do you even know it is his fault? What if they kept getting his order wrong? What if he had a long ass order for a group of people? You really had no right to be an asshole.

gzat166 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:15

holy **** if I was that guy in the car I would have made you wait longer since your such a bitch and don't deserve an explanation of why

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:18

He should have written down his order, handed it to the cashier inside and he'd have been in and out of there like any normal person. Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

infamousSG 1

Tuesday 1 June 2010 20:15

hell yes that is the ticket

winslow310560 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:19

what's wrong with you? how did you know it wasn't something inside the restaurant that was slowing things down. you really need to get some counciling and maybe join weight watchers.