By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

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Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
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Melanie_fml 0

If it's 4 inches or bigger erect, don't worry about it. If it's less....seriously learn to develop other skills (though every man should anyway). Then you'll be 'that's the best p_ssy eater I've ever had in my life' instead of the small dicked guy. ;)

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dippindot001 0

ok #47 you are beyond an idiot. stop trying to defend yourself. if you have a facebook, you obviously know that there could not be a naked picture on it use common sense. obviously you are a huge prude and have never hooked up with someone and simultaneously seen their penis... sooo.. that is why you were dumb enough to think she saw his dick on the facebook page. wow. get a clue.

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Gawain_fml 0

Next time, do anal--it'll feel a lot bigger. ;-)

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killface_fml 0

@26: Following your equalities, if your penis is exactly 5" you both "have a smaller dick than a 14 year old" and "shouldn't worry about it," which should seem to suggest that you can collapse your rule into "if you have a penis, don't worry about it." @48: A coma is a state of deep and often prolonged unconsciousness; a comma is a form of punctuation. Besides, saying "has ought to be" is worse than not using a capital letter or punctuation. One represents a violent misunderstanding of the English language, the other represents laziness.

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anonymousprime 0

holy ****, reading comprehension people, jesus

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countrygal926 0

Sooo lemme get this straight... the majority of these comments are baggin on each other and not actually talking about this FML at all right? Gotcha

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userisprivate 0

you shoulda walked up behind her and said, "dannng... how many dicks have you seen to have come to that conclusion?" and then mumbled to yourself about getting tested as you walked away.

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xania_fml 0

so... when you saw her looking at your page...you got 'excited'? maybe that's why she said it.

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pinkfrenchrose 5

#19 is an epic fail. You made my day though. :) LOL @ 44

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threecardmonty 2

make her get on top next time. tighten your abs and extend your pelvis during her downstroke and you'll have her screaming at you to stop ramming into her cervix in no time. unless it's a really thin dick (ty duece bigalo), in which case you need to do it doggy style, but with her legs pressed together. Or, you know, just put it in her butt. Guaranteed to make you feel huge ;p

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