By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 095
You deserved it 5 401

Same thing different taste

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JustAnotherKid4U 5

At least hes making an effort to learn!

dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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They started making new, more realistic Barbies? Wish I could have had one of those when I was little.

drayloon 50

Someone gets a lil too much unsupervised free time online lol

まあ、これは厄介です。。。

SamanthaNGoree 10

Well, we know he'll be a giver!

Actually, they didnt make them. It was a concept product created by other people in an ATTEMPT to get them to make them that way.

BlackNails 16

He will make some girl very happy one day.

Boy, will he be surprised when he finds out that Barbie's design isn't anatomically correct...

That is not necessarily a bad thing. Everyone has to learn, at least he's not doing it on a living girl. I'd be proud of your son thinking about the needs of a future female partner. However, how embarrassing for both you and your son. Perhaps you should sit him down and have a talk.

Practice makes perfect! But, boston creme donuts are better for practice

graceinsheepwear 33

As long as he doesn't expect all women to taste like Boston cream donuts. Some would be better described as tarts.