By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 095
You deserved it 5 401

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JustAnotherKid4U 5

At least hes making an effort to learn!

dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

Comments

At least Barbie is getting some action too as we all know Ken is not up to it.

graceinsheepwear 33

I thought Mattel had a recall and corrected that Kenectile dysfunction.

What has been seen can not be unseen, I'm sorry

paigebona 7

Poor kid I can only imagine how embarrassed he is. And at least he's thoughtful enough to try and practice. I think that's sweet.

kewpiesuicide 29

He should have just cut an orange in half. At least that somewhat resembles a ****** and it would have been a lot less awkward catching him lick an orange.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sounds like someone has an issue down there. Are you neglecting your hygiene or your gyn appointments or both? Fishy smell is not normal.

kewpiesuicide 29

Bacterial Vaginosis is what causes a fishy smell. It's actually quite common (which is probably why so many people think ****** always smells like fish) but it's actually caused by having an unbalanced pH level, not uncleanliness. Just rinse out with some diluted peroxide to fix it

graceinsheepwear 33

Actually it is caused by bacteria, hence the name. The imbalance is not in pH but in good vs bad vaginal flora. It should be treated with antibiotics, like metranidozole. Douching is one cause of the problem to begin with and is, at most, a temporary fix.

kewpiesuicide 29

Antibiotics are actually a temporary fix because after they raise the Immune system to kill off the infection they actually lower the immune system for an entire year if you don't take probiotics. And peroxide isn't what's in normal douches. I agree that regular douching is bad for you but peroxide once a month is fine.

KaskStunter 4

What Nancy Botwin would do?