By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 095
You deserved it 5 401

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JustAnotherKid4U 5

At least hes making an effort to learn!

dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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onorexveritas 23
AnthonyWheeler15 24
perdix 29

I can see him spreading a girl's legs and looking for the "Made In China" marked stamped into her.

graceinsheepwear 33

At least the kid wasn't licking Ken or at least it wasn't Ken licking Barbie? I'm pretty sure that's what Ken and Barbie do all night while we all sleep.

That is a whole different toy story movie right there #60!

assassinbanana0 20

2 people already posted the same comment

Noo, She put a winky face, her comment is different and more important.

MzZombicidal 36

#93, Greater minds think for themselves. ;P

#105, I was thinking for myself. I didn't see other people had commented that, when I commented it showed that only 1 person had said anything so...

Sinistra_Blue 12

#105, special minds can't finish sen...

tehdarkness 21

Hahah hhaha hahaha... Too funny. The best part is that he is 14... Boys are so messed up at that age.

Makes slightly more sense than a daughter practicing on Ken.

MzZombicidal 36

I apologize for that comment. It was in response to earlier replies that seem to have been deleted.

graceinsheepwear 33

Hmmm. There was a comment #57 that made no sense with this fml that I was referring to, but it's gone. A hiccup in the matrix. sorry all.

I am 14 &' our generation is gross &' disgusting. He needs a talk too , that is disgusting !

assassinbanana0 20

Having hormones and being curious about what sex is wrong? What is wrong is having an iPhone at 8. What is wrong is dressing like a **** at 10. What is wrong is kids partying, drinking, and smoking at age 12. What OP's son is doing is completely normal.

Well your not 14 &' have no idea what these 'hormones' can lead to. Oral sex with a barbie one day , getting a girl pregnant the next. I'm not saying or implying that he will , but it happens a lot with this generation , so yeah its disturbing.

assassinbanana0 20

I have been 14. Just because this generation is bad doesn't mean everyone is. He is a 14 year of boy, for crying out loud. Trust me. I was there, my friends have been there, my older brother has been there. Kids do this.

NavalAvaiations1 5

#36 a boy that is practicing oral on a Barbie is not getting a real girl pregnant the next day. Also, this site is a bit mature for you... Go away.

I wasn't saying everyone is , but where I'm from , it's horrible. Plenty of pregnancies, miscarriages . I guess we're just from different parts &' have different opinions. &' yeah , I get he's 14 , but he doesn't really need to be practicing oral sex right now. Plenty of time for that when he's older , I'm just basing it off of what I've seen &' experienced .

My grammar is fine . Maybe not my punctuation , but that I'm okay with . &' it's not too mature , I've seen a lot , guess you'd just have to be in my shoes to understand . No need to be rude about my ' grammar &' punctuation ' &' tell me to ' go away ' . The sites for everyone. &' I'm not sterotyping , it's just what I grew up with .

MzZombicidal 36

You are stereotyping if you assume every teenage boy that experiments is going to knock a girl up the next day.

MzZombicidal 36

Also, your grammar is not "fine" and your punctuation is terrible. I'd work on my intelligence before questioning someone else's, if I were you.

graceinsheepwear 33

57, wtf are you going on about?

It's one way to do it right? But still that's better than getting some hookers...

Why? It's not like he's rubbing his balls on it or anything. At least, I hope he's not...