By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5

At least hes making an effort to learn!

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dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

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assassinbanana0 20

He's a teenager with raging hormones. Let him experiment. It's better if he did it on Barbie dolls and not other people, anyway

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AestheticGuy 21

I dont think it would be terrible if he actually did it to other girls. Most people experiment at these ages, and it would show he cared about the girl having pleasure rather than him just getting head. Its not as if its intercourse, anyway.

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venom2421 10

Am I the only one who noticed the title?

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SmilieAKD 20

Get him a blow up doll to practice on instead. By the way, your title is the best.

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KiddoKS 19

Your son is going to end up telling his future girlfriend to go Brazilian because hair down there is not natural, and then she'll have to write an fml about it... Deja Vu

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graceinsheepwear 33

I hear Barbies don't grow armpit hair.

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FrankHotpants 31

This kind of reminds me of the scene in Grandma's boy when he's jerking it in the bathroom to that Barbie doll. That might be the next step.

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swedeNix 13

Next step, talk To Barbie about protection:)

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Let him practice OP. The thing about guys is that if we can't satisfy with our penis, the tongue Is always the back up plan!

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graceinsheepwear 33

Do you think he already tried Plan A Penis in this case before going to Plan B Tongue? Ughh that's the mental picture I got after reading that (and now you all have it too). sorry

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graceinsheepwear 33

Thanks for sharing, 73. I made a note of it.

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mikailanicole98 11

He must have died of embarrassment at that moment.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Plenty of practice makes perfect! Some women to whom he marries Will be one lucky women!

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MzZombicidal 36

"Women" is plural, #46...

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graceinsheepwear 33

64, maybe you can volunteer to help the teacher grade papers after school instead of riding everyone's ass about grammar constantly on FML. I am a professional editor by education and career but you are just plain tedious.

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BrotherPhil 35

Maybe he's planning to go Mormon style.

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MzZombicidal 36

#67, well congratulations on the career path! :) Glad to hear it. Maybe you can look into getting that stick out of your ass?

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graceinsheepwear 33

106, you are always correcting people on what is supposed to be a fun site. Guess what? People make typos, there are autocorrect fuckups, and I just don't understand why you have to comment on them all. That is more indicative of a stick in the ass than anything I said. Try to have some fun here.

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TulipCat 11

Seriously, autocorrect can be the worship!!! Heehee

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