By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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nowusee 10

you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up

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txgirl2013 14

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Xeebar 28

They... They both seem incredibly intelligent.

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the_real_dvd 21

On the plus side, her boyfriend seems quick on his feet when he needs an excuse. Who needs a twin with a response like that?

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icnburbbygrl 23

That's either a lie or a very odd relationship

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randomperson961 7

Kids and their sex lingo nowadays

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ladytigerhunts 20

Good job, Boyfriend! He got her half naked. (Sarcasm, FYI.) Anyway, FYL. :(

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Stebeh89 4

He got the important half naked lol.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Excuse you, boobies are important too!

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littlem91 29

I hope you're doing something about emergency contraception, right now I'd say that's priority one.

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RockyG92 15

So why have you come on here telling everyone about it? You should be teaching your daughter how to be a lady and talking to the boyfriend's parents about what's gone on. Also, it might a good time for "the talk" I believe.

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ChopSuey444 20

I love you. lol.

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limabeans101029 20

How does "teaching her to be a lady" come into this?

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cdawg69 10

because this is fml

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Did you really just ask why she came on here to tell everybody? This is FML, you know, the place people come to tell everybody their stories!

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DumbAndYoung 30

Having sex doesn't make you any less of a lady... and I don't think it's entirely necessary to tell on him to his parents. They're at that age. The most important thing to do is make sure her daughter is being responsible and using protection. Also, I'm sure at 15 she's already had "the talk".

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Brandi_Faith 33

Personally, I think 15 is to young to be having sex.

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robd007 20

I agree with you. Both boys and girls should respect their bodies. Sex will never disappear and you got a long life ahead of you to engage in sexual activities.

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Angelkisses130 26

I literally made an account just to dislike this comment

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Angelkisses130 26

She's freakin 15, you think she hasn't had "the talk"? If you wait that long to have the talk with your kid you're going to be a terrible parent

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kayteakay 26

Some people are odd enough for this to be a legitimate reason.

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puffthekraken 7

#24, the boy could teach her without his pants around his ankles. Not to mention, when I wanted to know how to do it, all I did was squat over the toilet, I didn't ask my by to help me ;)

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kayteakay 26

I guess I'm a weirdo. I had a male friend show me and we dropped trow.

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Emily062611 6

Plus, if they were having sex, why in the bathroom? My parents' bathroom is off the master bedroom, and I know that might not be the case here, but it's just odd. Doesn't she have a bedroom? So maybe he really was teaching her.

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cakefete2 30

That spelling isn't even auto correct. That's definitely something else.

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