By lalalaisling - 08/05/2013 16:21 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML
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lalalaisling 10

hey, OP here. If only I could blame whiskey! Also I have to admit, the stereotype is somewhat true.

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eddeeezzyy 19

What a cheating bastard. Now this is one of the few FMLs I've seen where it's perfectly acceptable to dump his ass right then and there!

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Windv 12

Close the remaining distance between your foot and his balls.

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katttt21 20

Wow. What a ******* asshole. Dump his ass. He doesn't deserve you.

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they_hate_me 6

jeez why do assholes like him do shit like this?

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pitbull91 8

Cuz they are assholes

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Enzi_fml 21

Good god, why even bother making an excuse if he's that terrible at it? I sincerely hope you dumped him.

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Kauphy 12

You've known each other for that long and he still went and did such a thing? Why on earth were you ever with him?

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Arkana_fml 14

You should of beat his ass with a bat and cut his ball off

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Xotoolyxo 16

7 years and he's cheating on you? To top it off is lame enough to make up dumb excuses....sad. Sorry OP

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Msbrat823 4

I hope you beat his ass before you kicked him out!! You deserve better, what a jerk!

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fml0505 22

You should dump him. By dump, I mean dump his dead body into the nearest landfill.

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seniorchang 16

I guess familiarity really does breed contempt. Who knew?

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