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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Well at least he didn't crap in it

1JDub 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:56

But babe....the bathroom is way over there!

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sougstad 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:35

I'm pooping right now....that litter box looks so good...

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 15:18

Is this your normal thought process?

Epikouros 31

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:54

Tell the dog to pee outside!

Us3d 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:54

he's just testing the absorbancy of the new cat litter

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 15:20

*ten seconds later* "hmm I definitely think there's room for improvement"

savannah14145 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:41

Omg hahahhaah that sucks xD

pandabacon243 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:52

What a boss!

stangbabyxo4 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:00

Please tell me you dumped him.. Lmao!

HogwartsDropout7 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:10

He could've done this many times before, not that you'd ever know.

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:21

That s o b. Just the thought of someone doing that to me makes me want to shred their balls off!

klorehore 24

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:45

why are you putting up with cleaning that? ydi for not having the backbone to tell him off and make him clean it himself.

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:48

Curiosity killed the cat.

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Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML

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