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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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kevalanwilliams 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Well at least he didn't crap in it

1JDub 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:56

But babe....the bathroom is way over there!

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KaskStunter 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:05

Good luck with your next boyfriend.

DQEight 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:07

At least it wasn't on your shoes..

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:07

At least it wasn´t the floor.

lauraaaaaa_fml 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:15

What do you mean you're the one who has to clean it out?! Let your boyfriend clean up his own mess - literally! I feel sorry for your cat too, it's going to get paranoid that it's territory's been invaded.

perdix 29

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:21

Maybe he forgot he was currently in human form instead of being a black leopard. It's like putting out fire with gasoline.

bananagrams 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:47

Where do you come up with this stuff?

perdix 29

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:51

It's from the movie "Cat People" starring Nastassja Kinski. The theme song was by David Bowie.

bananagrams 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:03

I see

21jason 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:23

Well at least he's house trained.. It's Better then him taking a dump in there

huppypuppy 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:24

You did it wrong... You gotta go you gotta go XD

FlyingWhisps 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:24

Well is there really a difference between your cat peeing in it and your boyfriend peeing in it. You have to clean pee either way.

Melster 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:32

Wow.... I feel bad for u... Somebody has to potty train ur BF.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:34

Please keep him away from my litter box. Thank you in advance.(: Investing in a kitty litter box that has a lid might be worth its weight in gold.

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