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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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kevalanwilliams 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Well at least he didn't crap in it

1JDub 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:56

But babe....the bathroom is way over there!

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auterocks101 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:44

Make him clean it!!!

janro72 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:55

i think I saw a fml familiar to this... expect it was from the other person's perspective... hahaha

j0shimself 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:58

You're a dumbass for cleaning it up after him. YDI.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:12

This reminds me of that other FML where the girl peed in the cat litter

Sniper3000 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:32

First he pees on your shoes and now this. Was this at 2am as well?

BlazingFire 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:40

I heard of people being born into the wrong gender but being born into the wrong species...i wonder if there is a name for that hmm

brownbear16 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:55

lady gaga?? :o jk jk

SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:01

Exactly! Why the hell would you clean your boyfriends' piss out of a litter box when he's most likely perfectly capable of doing it?

uKNOuLOVEit 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:01

hes a pussy for doing that

PunkFlavored1 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:33

Thats just ******* funny XD

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Same thing different taste

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SHAME!

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