Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll... - FML

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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ktpl44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

Her brother, not sister stupid

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gunman15 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:02

Well that's the voodoo that he doo doo

Maritza345 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:52

WHAT did u ever do to him?

kmdiggs 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:56

what did you do to make him mad?

FlyingWhisps 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:57

I bet that was an awkward moment

skylerXx 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:13

Who's his favorite sister? You are!

Magnimus 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:05

You know what works better than voodoo? Punch the shit out out of your brother until he cries uncle. I don't take any shit from anyone. Especially my fam.

NextBigThing5044 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:44

Your brother is ****** up. He needs help.

sleepindevil 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:22

You know voodoo isn't always used to harm people. Maybe he was blessing you with enchantments :D. Feel the love

joecartoon2 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:32

Did u ever feel it? Lols

shyeahh_fml 19

Friday 2 December 2011 9:23

that's why you knock.

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Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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