Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll...

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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You deserved it 1 946

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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You deserved it 2 727

By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 3 742

By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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You deserved it 5 332

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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You deserved it 8 042

ktpl44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

Her brother, not sister stupid

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jren207 24

Monday 1 August 2011 0:32

Who do voodoo?

Shmayla405 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:38

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY SHIT. that's ******* hilarious

MasonicFuture 2

Monday 1 August 2011 0:45

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Super_Salo 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:23

Hahaha! OMFG! This is funny!

Zombie65 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:29

Well looks like he needs an FML on how crappy his VooDoo is lol

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Monday 1 August 2011 1:42

look on the birght side... at least the picture wasnt taped to the dolls ass :/

aceingit 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:50

Kinky?

ashleyrae1111 5

Monday 1 August 2011 2:10

That is not funny. At all.

ChucktheNorris 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:11

Did you feel any unexpected pain...?

badactor009 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:33

I don't believe in voodoo so I think you are okay. But if I were you, I would not trust your brother.

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

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