Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll...

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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ktpl44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

Her brother, not sister stupid

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 1 August 2011 2:42

Be afraid...Be very afraid.

josedjr 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:44

Be afraid... lol

sideshowIFG 0

Monday 1 August 2011 3:03

Hey it could be worse. If he was beating it while that picture was there see that would be an MAJOR FML lol

smurdaa 5

Monday 1 August 2011 3:10

All i have to say is watch your back big time. And get that voodoo doll and protect it if you believe in all that shit :)

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 1 August 2011 3:47

omg this is a kill or be killed situation... personally i'll jump on him and scream every man for himself, I'd rather betray the world than have it betray me, si vis pacem para bellum and yada yada yada...and kill him :)

uknowitsJAIME 0

Monday 1 August 2011 3:51

thats really bad : / hope it dosnt work

forevermylife 0

Monday 1 August 2011 4:09

oh my god. that's real... just wow.

dAiSyLuRv1029 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:01

O.O wow

Piinkdottx3 5

Monday 1 August 2011 5:11

did it cross your mind that he wanted you to see it? hmmm??

GreenMuzz 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:22

Could have been worse. Could have been a blow up sex doll....

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

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