Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll...

By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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You deserved it 4 921

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Same thing different taste

By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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You deserved it 6 164

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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You deserved it 72 302

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 335

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 928

You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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You deserved it 1 946

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 3 742

By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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You deserved it 5 332

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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You deserved it 8 042

ktpl44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:11

Awkward...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

Her brother, not sister stupid

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LegitMaddie 0

Friday 9 December 2011 3:35

What the **** is wrong with your bro?

xxfallencorpse 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 16:04

I love your brother ! haha. , x3

arielzbkny 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:54

That is so funny!!!!

DevaGolgotha 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:26

Sounds like you've got a bad case of the homicidal brother.

xs4u 13

Friday 25 January 2013 0:02

brotherly love .. One could make a movie out of that!

Akay4 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 17:19

What...what was he doing to it?

Coolaidegirl 18

Monday 19 August 2013 8:28

i think u mean hoodoo (supdrnatural reference for ppl who dont watch )

G3ICO 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 1:39

"Voodoo" lel

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:32

Make a voodoo doll of him then!

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

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