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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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AbortionSurvivor 13

Monday 31 August 2015 12:01

My dad used to do shit like this when I was growing up. When I asked why he simply replied "it's my house, I can do what I want"

XxNekoLovexX 26

Monday 31 August 2015 11:58

So apparently you need two things: #1: Brain bleach to get the image out of your head & #2: Common sense to knock into your father's head.

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martin8337 35

Tuesday 1 September 2015 4:22

So why were you naked when you walked in on your dad?

The_Skittish_One 27

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:40

I'm...struggling to understand the layout of your house. You have a hallway in your living room? O.O Anyhow, trick house shenanigans aside, sorry you had to see that, OP XD I suspect he has a 'my house, my rules' mentality, but sheesh, there is a thing called common courtesy :P

Koatai 20

Friday 19 August 2016 6:42

Frankly there is no shame in Nakedness. People who say it is awkward and shameful is what is so dang wrong with society. Get over yourselves, you came in to this world naked and you will leave it the same way, so no harm in airing it out in between.