Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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dianajello 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:45

Aww :'( poor guy...

emmingle 24

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:47

Why is this bad? This is sad. Loyal.

TOY4RUN 13

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:50

what's wrong with that? next time knock.

dermor 3

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:52

that's terrible, I feel bad for your father.

anniemeece 23

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:55

I'm sorry that your mom died, but happy that she and your father had true love, as evidenced by his dedication to her even after her death. :)

Najeexo 10

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:57

That's wat u call love

ocampo 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:58

loyal forever

tarabara17 15

Sunday 9 June 2013 5:01

That's sweet in a strange, grotesque way.

peachfuzz74 8

Sunday 9 June 2013 5:02

Awwww bless his lil heart:(.

redbandit9877 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 5:11

That's really sweet, in a kind of perverted way.

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