Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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starsfan326 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 6:28

That's really sad.......

allisadawn91 8

Sunday 9 June 2013 6:32

That is so sad :(

djinnyf 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 6:33

It's weird, yet cute...

panda_lou 11

Sunday 9 June 2013 6:49

Ohmygosh! That's so sad!!

ashjo 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:07

People handle their emotions or deals with things differently...

prettygrlwrock 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:19

At least he still only has eyes for her

therealjc_fml 14

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:21

How sweet and sad :(

freshko21 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:30

This is a sad story OP, why must life be so unfair... My heart goes out to you and your dad.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:37

Such a sad FML, but this is one of my favorite comments ever.

HiddeB 13

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:38

You deserve it for not knocking but your life sucks for seeing your dad ********** and losing your mom. I am not going to judge this time. Good luck OP

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