Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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pinchepriscyla 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 12:43

Awe

processengineer 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 14:31

knock first!

agentmatty007 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 14:38

Some people get off on Necrophilia. Sorry about your loss!

sanngx 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 14:56

6: Probably not OP's mom

asia3pea90 13

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:00

This honestly made me sad :(...he really misses her...

letsgooo_fml 23

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:23

This… made me sad. ;(

twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:24

That's sad and sweet. Poor guy, I hope he's getting grief counseling.

FunnierOnPaper 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:34

Having been widowed myself, I kinda find that sweet. <3 Your dad misses her and loves her. This is a way for him to still feel close to her. Let him have his fantasy. It's not hurting anyone.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 9 June 2013 16:25

Aww that's sad. Maybe sign him up on a dating sight and find him a new love.

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 9 June 2013 16:30

I say FHL for having to live without his wife. Nothing wrong with him still being in love with her.

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