Kids: Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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By ooops - 04/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I went to have dinner with my girlfriend and her family. It got silent, so, noticing her legs were darker than they were a few hours ago, I wanted to ask her if she used tanning lotion. I ended up asking her if her legs were fake. Her dad has prosthetic legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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theunwiseone 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:08

Well, she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

mistersheezy 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:05

I would love to know how long these "tanning" sessions last.

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GrimFlux 0

Friday 23 September 2011 21:07

Dumb Bitch......es.

harlequin360 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:09

parental fail YDI

Jadelouiseparkes 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:00

looks like someone taught their child very well indeed ;)

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 8:04

Jersey shore strikes again!!

crystalrain17 14

Friday 7 October 2011 6:13

I tried that once when I was a little kid. I burned the tip of my nose xD

EvanRL 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:41

YDI for raising a stupid daughter

mattiej 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:14

Shes an idiot

cunningchick 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:06

Is she blond?

live4tomorrow 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 23:32

Wow. Your daughter makes me look smart and I trip on my own pyjama pants on a regular basis, almost always causing them to fall down.

alpacaman 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:40

Maybe you shouldn't have raised a dumbass. Learning comes at an early age.

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Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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Today, a woman I didn’t know swung at me in Walmart. After scuffling, security pulled us apart as we waited for the cops. Why? Apparently I ruined her brother’s life and sent him on a “tragic” spiral after I refused to go to a high school dance with him. I have no idea who she’s talking about. FML

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Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

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