By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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theunwiseone 4

Well, she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

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mistersheezy 7

I would love to know how long these "tanning" sessions last.

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fuzz97 23

It's your fault for drinking while pregnant.

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JustJaredfied 0

Congrats you've raised an idiot

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TexasRanger95 0

Is she at least hot? Cause that makes up for the stupidity.

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apndi 9

FML makes teenagers look so stupid...

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tona01 16

Stupid teenagers make teenagers look stupid

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chelseaaababyyy 17

let her think that ! this way she wont ruin her skin in a real tanning bed.

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taytaylal 11

Maybe your daughter should pay attention in science class instead of texting her boyfriend.

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crystalrain17 14

And out of what information did the "texting her boyfriend" come from, you chauvinist pig?

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KennyMcCrmick322 0

Coming from the girl with her stomach showing, wearing tons of make up

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HomeAl0ne 20

Start messing with her mind. Paint the bulb with a tan coloured varnish, putting an extra layer on each day. She'll start to see the tan developing under the lamp, but won't be able to figure out why it fades outside. Also tell her that she can heat pop tarts up by sitting them on her mobile phone for long enough.

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FU2causeUFML 2

Maybe you should tell her to try going outside. lol

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varkey 7

FYL for having a retarded daughter. Or is it just the way you raised her?

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