Music, Farts and Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize...

By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2015 22:04 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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SirBedevere 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:26

That's called male bonding.

juston_p 1

Friday 15 July 2011 1:31

*pfft* *brrght* Noooooo!!! you're off key.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 15 July 2011 4:15

It stops here! No more Peter and Michael references, please.

kings1fan 6

Friday 15 July 2011 4:18

Sounds like me and my dad! hahaha

kaykay20 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:01

Once your older op you will again encounter the way guys bond with one another. Just be glad it wasn't your significant other trying to get you to appreciate his farts.

rocker135 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:02

yet another bethoven

amycakesoctopie 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:03

Hahahah that's awesome.

KickItHigh 32

Friday 15 July 2011 5:10

I thought it said mother at first... I was like "wtf...?!" Then I realized it said brother. XD

xxxsalinaxxx 9

Friday 15 July 2011 5:24

natures symphony

turmonk 1

Friday 15 July 2011 5:28

lol made me chuckle.. be sure to put it on YouTube!

KLuff 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:43

Ah... Good ol' male bonding.

TheRealSIDeal 1

Friday 15 July 2011 5:46

it's a father and son experience

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