By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p

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supportcommand 17

Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.

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dogpfcorn 11

That is stating one obvious fact : your dad sucks in bed and the fact you were born is a miracle

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Tidus0 17

That or his/her dad doesn't last long :P

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TheBrownBaller 2

Or she was in the mood and his dad wasn't home

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daydreamer244 13

Well at least....you know i can't find anything positive in this situation....

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Ugi 26

Sounds like your mother is trying to "reclaim" her house! There have to be less disturbing ways to do that, however. Maybe you should start coming home with some friends without warning. That might make her think twice about what she does in the shared areas of the house! It's a bit of a nuclear option, however, because if she carries on regardless then you could be in for an embarrassing encounter!

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Disobey_fml 13

I dont know about you, but i wouldn't let my friends see that

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Ugi 26

I wasn't meaning bring friends to see, just bring them so she knows she might get caught another time. However, there is a risk involved.

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perdix 29

Your explanation doesn't trump "my house, my rules." Next time you "catch" her, just quietly retreat back to the place whence you came. After she's taken care of business, then you can go to the living room. If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody's happy.

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Ugi 26

Normally I would agree with the "my house, my rules" approach but this is just too close to sexual abuse. If she wants to use the living room for such things then she needs to get a lock fitted.

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RedPillSucks 31

Next time OP catches her "In flagrante delicto", have one of those spray bottles of water and spritz her, like one would a couple of coupling cats. Make sure you yell "Bad mom. Bad!!!", for effect.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like your mom is going through an exhibitionist stage.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Or maybe she just wanted to rub one out? That's a more logical reason!

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bambertaylor 0

They're both logical explanations

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Am I the one who thinks this sounds like to beginning to a really twisted porno?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, we know what kind of **** #27 watches..

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walmartpaysme 15

If by "porno" you meant "torture" then yes we can all agree this sounds like an appropriate method of torture.

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spaija 8

how old are you? why don't you just leave and live on your own in your own place where you can set the rules?

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dog1999 2

Mom-Ohhh ya Child-wtf! I said stop that last time Mom-but feels do good Child- cause your going to go blind, seriously it's like dealing with a 5 year old.

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DCvRkey2012 7

You had to think of a scenario, seriously? Yuck!

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