By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p

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supportcommand 17

Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.

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UvaB9206 0

Is it her living room? Is she paying for the house and bills? if so, leave her alone. She's paying for it. If you don't like it, then, leave. Get your own place.

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Shade1982 20

That's absolute nonsense. Just because she pays for everything, the laws of privacy and decency suddenly don't count anymore?

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lightanddark 17

So parents should be able to have orgies in the living room after school, regardless of if the kids are home or not, because they pay the bills. seems legit

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KingCeltic77 18

Sounds like an adult film

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ZeTripod 10

aren't guys suppost to be the only ones who can "rub (stroke gently) one out (outward)"?

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Astrum14 24

Know how I know you've never been with a woman?

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SyLord 13

Respect? Its her house, isn't it? Maybe you should have knocked first, made more noise coming in, or find her a date!

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