By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p

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supportcommand 17

Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.

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totheforest84 4

Your mother is crazy and will never understand.

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supportcommand 17

89- why did you put a weed grinder on your dogs head?

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DCvRkey2012 7

Where in the living room is a place to knock?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is she an Internet model? She must be getting a lot of tips...

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ishha14 4

Gah. THIRD TIME?!?! Jesus you poor soul.

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dj8798 9

I was not rubbing one out! oh... you didn't mean me? lmao. move out if you don't pay the rent.

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Metallica36176 16

Ew. But maybe she's trying to hint she wants the house to herself. Sit her down and ask how she would feel if you did that...or got someone and had sex in the living room. My main question is: Why?

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benmec 18

What's she masturbating to? A hot gardener outside?

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dougiewhale 6

Johnny bench called, he wants his catchers mitt back.

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Android24 1

See, that's the funny thing about it being HER house. She can do whatever she wants in it. Don't like it? Get your own place, assuming you're old enough to. Otherwise, quit telling her what to do in her own house.

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greeneye_fml 12

And how do you know its his mom's house and not the OP's? And you should have common sense about masturbating. Even if its YOUR house, would you jerk off in front of guests you had over? I didn't think so.

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onorexveritas 23

Ohmygosh I would die

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