By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p

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supportcommand 17

Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.

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scorpio5_fml 2

So where do you live lol

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jamesrod885 6

are you talking care of your mom? does require medical attention? its quick to assume things from this and fml is a place to be jovial about any subject

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pennies_lane 6

well most people have moved out of home well before they turn 38. Mumma is sick of waiting... Mumma wants some alone time, so take a hint!

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Missusluv313 9

I seriously think I would have gone blind had I seen that. IMO, that's worse than catching her having sex and not as bad as catching her getting or receiving oral sex. There are just some things a child should never see their parents do, no matter how old they get. Definite FML.

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ice723 5

next time ask if she needs a hand or a tongue

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FuzzyJack 15

Yes, because that's a completely normal thing to ask and a great way to handle the awkward situation.

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ColonCreamer 9

I think that's actually called "rubbing one in." but I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

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fadingaway 17

Nope. It's "rubbing one out". I know; I'm female.

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