By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p

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supportcommand 17

Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.

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slickchrome 11

I'm pretty sure u caught her rubbing one in, rather than out.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

If you're old enough it's time to move.

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BeautyOfGrac3 6

Your mom is nasty man.

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stephiijo 15

The living room has become a dark place now. I'd avoid it.

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baileymarie102 6

I would be scarred for life and never look my mother in the eyes again.

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glenna1990 0

Man that does really suck!!

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outoftown 26

OP, this lack of inhibition can be a sign of a medical problem. See if you can get her to a doctor, especially if she is doing other unusual/socially inappropriate stuff (verbal outbursts, spending unwisely, dressing oddly, etc).

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FML_14u2c 14

I'm pretty sure that "Rub A Dub Dub" nursery rhyme that your mother told you as a child has a totally new meaning now... :-P

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chevynova1743 4

hahahahaha thats exactly what i was thinkin... good job

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