By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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OhMinty 5

How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/

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golferman72 16

Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.

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perdix 29

That's pretty bad. At least you didn't walk in on Mom enjoying the fruits of her labor. I don't know why "sucks balls" means something bad, because when it's done right, it's magnificent. Oops! Do you now have in your head the image of your Mom sucking your Dad's clean-shaven, shiny balls? Sorry about that.

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Isa_fml 20

A+ would LOL again.

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yscpunkchick 14

I suppose it could've been worse. You could've walked in to find your mother "shaving" whip cream off of your fathers sack with her tongue.

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OscarrJo 4

I just about threw up my food.. X_X I'm so sorry!!

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Tamz13 2

Oww Brain cramp. This just gave me the horrid vision of if it were my parents. Soooo sorry!

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lhamil64_fml 5

Man, he must REALLY trust your mom. I'd never let anyone go near my balls with anything sharp..

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thursday817 6

That's quite a predicament. Awkward for both parties I'm sure. I can only imagine the explanation given for your situation "this is how your mother and I stay in touch with eachother"

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