By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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NickaPLZ 26

Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...

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karen1991 15

What ever happened to take out food?

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Jlow17 4

There are plenty of chicks that can eat themselves out its called autofellatio and wish I could do that

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Zebediabolical 39

*autocunnilingus Autofellatio is an exclusively male act.

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Fuji76 15

You're an idiot. It's not medically possible. Those pictures and videos you saw on **** websites, they are doctored.

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challan 19

I'm a gymnast, and I am double jointed in my hips... and I still cannot eat my own snatch. Sorry to disappoint. On the positive side, you get to occasionally read my comments on FML. If I could eat my own pussy, I'd be far to busy to ever be on here.

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tygerarmy 35

There has to be chicks that can. There are guys that can but we have it easier. I'm flexible but that's one thing I'd never try. Joe Rogan has an old joke about it. While the though of a girl eating herself out is hot, the thought of myself/any dude busting in their own mouth ruins it for me.

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SilverAngel36 8

Fellatio is oral sex for men so in this case it would not be autofellatio.

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samimcCune 15

not only do i wish i could be all that myself, i wish i had a women like that. that'd be extremely pleasing ;)i admit i am envy anybody with those qualities. edit - in response to # 25, Challan.

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samimcCune 15

addition - in response to # 25, Challan.

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samimcCune 15

edit - ** i admit, i envy anybody with those qualities.** not, "i admit i am envy anybody with those qualities."

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fml0505 22

Maybe there were skittles down there.

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kamikrazy 6

So that's what they mean when they say taste the rainbow.

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Pussycat86 18

Get your sister a cat and some milk! if she is into "self pleasure" a pussy knows how to please a pussy, take this from a pussy

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nismo98 14

hunger makes you do some akward stuff

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

What the ****!? Really? Really!? No words, I have no words! I give up on humanity

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BlowinChronic 18

If you have no words, then shut the **** up and don't comment

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samimcCune 15

dramatic, dramatic...much much! humanity is just surprise, surprise in peoples actions, choices, and lives. without being surprised we aren't really humanity now are we.

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jelly713 19

Maybe she'll pull a Marilyn Manson & surgically remove her false ribs just to successfully achieve her goal.

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B1ackthesun 31

Marilyn has dismissed the rib removal story many times as rubbish. And WTF are 'fake' ribs, and why would one install them to remove them?

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love_me_electric 20

False ribs are the ones that aren't directly connected to the sternum. You have 7 pairs of 'true' ribs, and 5 pairs of 'false' ones. Google is your friend.

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monnanon 13

i thought they were floating ribs?

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

Marilyn Manson's a dude.. Marilyn Manson is just his stage name..

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olpally 32

That's a new one... Wow! Please tell me you ran out of there as fast as possible and gauged your eyes out!!! Lol.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

"Gouge" - I'm not sure how anyone could gauge their eyes out,in or any other way

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worldclassrager 39

Those would be some very weird gauges...maybe those are like those contacts that have different eyes...

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