Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling...

By need € for new iron - 16/05/2013 19:49 - Germany - Gevelsberg

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Friday 17 May 2013 0:02

Ok, that is just too much.

rouh_fml 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Hopefully not plugged in!

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 17 May 2013 6:42

Um, ow?

itswhitneybitch 22

Friday 17 May 2013 7:25

People like your sister are the reason for "for external use only" tags lol

emuexport 4

Friday 17 May 2013 7:41

thats VERY hot !!

gigglesmg 6

Friday 17 May 2013 7:55

To each their own

clue_me_in 20

Friday 17 May 2013 7:58

She's disgusting. Let her keep it and make her buy you a better one. Make sure you keep your stuff locked up from now on.

kbummm 8

Friday 17 May 2013 8:00

The horror... Yup, you do need a new curling iron cause I'm pretty sure that's not the first time..

fullofmetal 7

Friday 17 May 2013 8:31

... Well I'm getting horrible flashbacks to Sleepaway Camp.

solarrunner 16

Friday 17 May 2013 9:21

I am getting horrible Vietnam flashbacks...

functional 13

Friday 17 May 2013 8:37

*not I

usernameunkn0wn 18

Friday 17 May 2013 8:45

Could take a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You have to preheat the oven before you stick it in!"

worldclassrager 39

Friday 17 May 2013 8:47

So she's the one that forced the tag that says for external use only...

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