By FuckMyEyes - 26/12/2012 01:49 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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climbthoserocks 6

maybe we should knock next time...

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Sly_Assassin 11

Was she in her room? Or a room or a bathroom? If her room then YDI for not knocking. If a bathroom or something then FYL

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emh86 14

He still should have knocked if it was the bathroom..

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Sly_Assassin 11

Not necessarily. Some people try the handle first then knock if its locked. I don't know why but it happens

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hilda_kitty 16

Not sure if supernatural reference, or winning incest joke... Seriously though.

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hilda_kitty 16

Well, that was suppose to be a reply to a wincest comment. Silly iPod.

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nothing92x 13

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

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biglittlehead 12

Wtf is **** off brain bleach?

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NothernNightmare 18

A wonderful bleach that removes horrific images from the brain and indefinitely tells other scarring images that may occur to; "**** Off."

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TheStormsFury 8

I believe it is a bottle of brain bleach that says "**** off" to that image. Not entirely sure. --Edit-- ^What 35 said at the exact same time :/

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Trisha_aus 15

Most local drug stores carry them here in Aus

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MrHotShot22 6

Now you have to be like Oedipus and claw your eyes out.

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GothickNihilist 15

Gouging them out would work even better.Or pouring acid on them to make yourself blind.

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2ndSucks 15

But that's not what Oedipus did.

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JAMSM 6

He didn't lay with his mom, so he shouldn't gouge out his eyes.

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nycwrestler 17

109- you do not know this.

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False_Stupidity 41

It's too late for him to claw his eyes out, the image will be forever etched in his brain.

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BlueMoonCafe 12

But now you know that a bottle of Nair would be a great present for her!

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